Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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