I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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