Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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