"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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