So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
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Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
please don't ironically join a cult
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