Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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