fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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