i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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