anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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