i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Who died my cat blue again?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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