erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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