2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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