Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
