They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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