11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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