But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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