I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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