:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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