you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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