bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
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Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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