just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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