I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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