i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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