i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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