i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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