some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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