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Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian

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(773): Help. Asians are flirting in front of me<div>(773): They speak asian</div> http://tfl.nu/664g

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You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.

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I'm not gay.

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Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?

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If ghandi gives good head...I'm in

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Its fine.

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(713): You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do. (925): I'm not gay. (713): Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me? (925): If ghandi gives good head...I'm in (713): Its fine. http://tfl.nu/3wbt

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I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.

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(530): I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame. http://tfl.nu/96nu

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He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet

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(603): He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet http://tfl.nu/8qij

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she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?

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(210): she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know? http://tfl.nu/j2zq

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dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop

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(412): dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop http://tfl.nu/q8xc

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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?

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(310): So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned? http://tfl.nu/6bz7

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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.

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(978): he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted. http://tfl.nu/bshy

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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!

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(206): It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!! http://tfl.nu/ruwg

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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.

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(508): Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess. http://tfl.nu/kvya

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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.

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(608): I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot. http://tfl.nu/aflc

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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.

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I can't wait to read your obituary.

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(815): Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her. (507): I can't wait to read your obituary. http://tfl.nu/uin6

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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.

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(570): 2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card. http://tfl.nu/36zr

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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now

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(814): Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now http://tfl.nu/h43x

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My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.

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(609): My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault. http://tfl.nu/ck7y

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