Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.