checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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