Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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