My nipple is on Facebook.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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