rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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