Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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