What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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