i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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