Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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