so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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