But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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