It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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