I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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