But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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