Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Randomize
