I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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