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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

i already hear my dad disowning me

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?

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(785): View more from Kansas

Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?

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(805): View more from California

My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.

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(314): View more from Missouri

screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service

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(812): View more from Indiana

These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.

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