I'd wear matching sweaters with you
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
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and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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