the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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