Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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