Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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