kristin has been a bad kristin
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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