ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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