Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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