you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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