all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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