i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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