Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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