I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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