Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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